Friday, January 17, 2014

Wanted: New Office Assistant (Filled!)

Wanted: New Office Assistant

Requirements: 
  • a happy demeanor
  • cute hairstyles
  • willing to take afternoon naps as needed
  • fast typing skills
  • willingness to learn new things
  • love for baby dolls 
  • enjoy music
  • lovable
  • have a miraculous life
  • exceed expectations

Position Currently Filled!


Our staff has reviewed all applicants and deemed Rosie the most suitable candidate for the position. She will start immediately. 


If you have issues with our choice of personnel, please view the following video that ultimately won our search committee over. We're sure that you'll agree with us that anyone who giggles like this needs to be on our staff.

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